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Emily | Boston, MA | MultiFandom

I generally tag most things except text posts, if you need me to tag something for blacklist send a message. That's code for: I'm a mess kids.

Fandoms are currently mostly Soccer (AFC, FCB, DFB), Marvel, and misc movies, but there will be a smattering of other random shows such as Kingsman, Community, Parks and Rec, and OTH, with a lot of funny/text posts.

My favorite pastime is enjoying ridiculous photos of Colin Firth. My Unfortunate Firth photos tag.

I change my url a lot, you can track that here.

currently tracking: nothing just message me

Previous urls:
eggsyunwinhart & deadpiddy

dontkillbirds:

peanut-caravan:

protip: if u can’t imagine urself dropping the mic after the final sentence of ur essay, ur conclusion needs to be stronger

SHIT THOUGH THIS IS REALLY GOOD ADVICE?

swirlypinkswirl:

svvordvviz:

officiallordvetinari:

kvothe-kingkiller:

alexseanchai:

steelblaidd:

backyardbob01:

otterology:

thatsoneforamerica:

ssskeletonsoffun:

themistrustfulmistress:

brainstatic:

Jurassic World did the Avatar thing where it made a gajillion dollars and left no cultural footprint whatsoever. Name your favorite Jurassic World character. What was your favorite line. It evaporated despite everyone seeing it.

WRONG fav character was the extra that ran away from the pterodactyls with two margheritas in hand

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Originally posted by relatablepicturesofaleks

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Gotta do everything myself around here

So, I went into this guy’s Wikipedia page, because he looked familiar. And there’s this big “Controversies” section, so I was preparing myself to read that even the margaritas/pterodactyls guy has sexually assaulted someone. But it turns out that he hasn’t. However, he:

- Has been sued for copyright infringement for a ‘blasphemous’ musical rendition of a monologue from the 1950s

- He was on a plane with U2′s Bono and his family, and the plane was shot by the Jamaican police, who believed they were smuggling marijuana. He wrote a song about the incident.

- He’s actually a singer, and his better known song in called MARGARITAVILLE. He also owns the Margaritaville Cafe restaurant chain. And has licensed Margaritaville Tequila, Margaritaville Footwear, and a Margaritaville Foods. He owns the Margaritaville Casino, has released a “Margaritaville Online” game, and he wrote and starred in a musical called “Escape to Margaritaville”

- He also wrote a song called “Math Suks”, which was condemned by the US National Council of Teachers of Mathematics for its alleged negative effect on children’s education. 

- He was thrown out of a basketball game he was watching for using blasphemous language in front of kids.

- And he was detained by French customs for allegedly carrying over 100 pills of ecstasy. Although he was released after paying a fine, and, according to him, the pills were a B-vitamin supplement.

So, yeah, that was refreshing controversies section-wise, but now I don’t know what to do with all that information.

Maybe its my age, but i’m a little concerned that the fact he is a singer and wrote Margaritaville wasn’t prior knowledge and is considered a controversy

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Beach, booze, Buffett.

Jimmy Buffett plays the margarita guy in Jurassic World because his most famous song is “Margaritaville” and this is therefore hilarious, I thought

absolutely obsessed with jimmy buffett being called “this guy”

Love the suggestion that the song and brand Margarativille are mentioned in passing on the Wikipedia page for uncredited Jurassic World extra Jimmy Buffett

reading the first half of the comments like

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My thoughts exactly!

demichrising:

youre-only-gay-once:

youre-only-gay-once:

youre-only-gay-once:

Happy anniversary to my all time favorite shot in spn 

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I know they made him fall the wrong way to put the hand print on the right side to match 4x01, but it’s extremely funny to imagine there’s another wall off screen and dean bounced off it and went back the other direction

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Artistic rendition

I put more work into this animation than the editors put into the entire confession scene

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misteryada:
“ odric-master-swagtician:
“ loafed-beans:
“ ethereal-insight:
“ fedkaczynski:
“ allamericankindofguy-actual:
“ fedkaczynski:
“What’s funny is that this actually happened.
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I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate
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Finnish...

misteryada:

odric-master-swagtician:

loafed-beans:

ethereal-insight:

fedkaczynski:

allamericankindofguy-actual:

fedkaczynski:

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

Did he survive?

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

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Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

kitschcowboy:

ghostbusters movie goes straight to the point and i can respect that. no fucking around for the whole first act like “do you think…. ghosts…. could be real?” no ghosts absolutely are real. and we gotta murder them for money

death2america:

libertineangel:

nerviovago:

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They’re fucking begging for a revolt at this point

Internships irl

strangebedfellows:

ijaazat:

diet cock

mount and do? 😳